Santa take a shit Card
Too much a Scrooge Card
Shove this Christmas card up your arse Card
Jolly festive fuck you Card
Annoying brother shit Card
Especially for stupid cunts Card
Fuck all inside this Card
Elf Name Card
Nosey Cunt Card
Merry Christmas to you and your Card
Merry Fuckmas Card
Season of Goodwill Card
