The man in the shop Card
Fucking rudest birthday Card
Your annual reminder Card
Meh Card
Big gay birthday Card
Woke up extra gay today Card
You may not be as gay as this Card
Yes, you’re this gay Card
I love Gay Card
Who farted Card
You have a cute Butt Card
Get up to wee in the night Card
Another fucking birthday Card
Shove this card up your arse Card
Seize the day tomorrow Card
The moaning Lisa Card
Sorry I’m too busy Card
Annoying brother Card
Annoying sister Card
Sounds gay I’m in Card
