Mostly gin Card
Hands up who fancies wine Card
Huge package Card
Even Wankers Deserve A Card
It’s that Christmas again Card
I’m dreaming of shite Card
Get stuffed Card
Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
Another shitty year Card
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
That look you give Card
Not you dickhead Card
All About You Card
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card
Christmas Cat Says Card
Oh Look It’s Card
Same Shit Card
