More hair in your nose Card
I have your diagnosis Card
The older I get Card
Cook with wine Card
Let’s skip the Birthday meal Card
As if by magic you’re now old Card
Free bus pass Card
Queen of the fucking universe Card
You Would Not Believe Card
I’m so excited it’s your Card
Birthdays are such thirsty work Card
Happy birthday bitch Card
Hip Hip Replacement Dad Card
Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card
Let’s get a few things straight Card
Happy Birthday your big tart Card
Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card
Oh Look! Card
And begins another year Card
He who is old and wise Card
