Bad influence Card
Too much prosecco Card
Whose birthday is it Card
My back is stiff Card
Dickhead Bellend Card
Get my balls out for you Card
How is my recital Mummy Card
Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card
As funny as you think you are Card
Who’s the Daddy Card
Birthday pint down the local Card
No clue what they do for a job Card
Amazing shit Valentines Card
You’ve aged really well Card
What age are you pretending to be Card
I couldn’t give a fuck Card
I’ve still got it Card
What are we looking at Card
Same age as old people Card
Cup of wine Card
